Cosmic Audrey

All mighty photoshop disasters run free

In deviatii de stereo on April 28, 2009 at 9:24 am

dandg

Somewhere in Milan a designer is shouting “stronso!”

artelac

Bausch & Lomb proudly present Artelac®, the most EXTREME eyedrops ever in the history of mankind. Are your eyes worth the Artelac® effect?
Side effects seem to include spontaneous limb shedding and dramatic darkening of the chest.

vs_again_for_goodness_sake

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to show a pair of panties deliberately designed to show off butt crack without showing any butt crack. It is imperative that we protect the readers of the Victoria’s Secret catalog from seeing butt crack. Failure is not an option. This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Butt crack.
vs_4billion

Earth to Victoria’s Secret: If you pay women they will pose in bikinis for you. You don’t have to draw in all the naked parts.
the_deal

No, let’s make him smile even more! You can do that in Photoshop, just make him smilier. Much smilier. You know how William H. Macy is famous for smiling. He’s a smile machine. Don’t look at me like that, just go back to your desk and do it. Do it now.
oh_esquire

The poor Hearst family. First that whole Symbionese Liberation Army thing, now this in Esquire.
eviltwin

and this is by far THE WORST

fleishman

Welcome to Fleishman-Hillard where our team of attackbots will savagely tear the flesh from your bones whilst looking down upon you with the withering dull gaze of a stoned mountain lion. Munch munch munch go the teeth! Crunch crunch crunch go the bones!

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