Somewhere in Milan a designer is shouting “stronso!”
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Side effects seem to include spontaneous limb shedding and dramatic darkening of the chest.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to show a pair of panties deliberately designed to show off butt crack without showing any butt crack. It is imperative that we protect the readers of the Victoria’s Secret catalog from seeing butt crack. Failure is not an option. This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Butt crack.
Earth to Victoria’s Secret: If you pay women they will pose in bikinis for you. You don’t have to draw in all the naked parts.
No, let’s make him smile even more! You can do that in Photoshop, just make him smilier. Much smilier. You know how William H. Macy is famous for smiling. He’s a smile machine. Don’t look at me like that, just go back to your desk and do it. Do it now.
The poor Hearst family. First that whole Symbionese Liberation Army thing, now this in Esquire.
and this is by far THE WORST
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